I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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