So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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