you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
