he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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