I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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