turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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