We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Randomize
