So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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