i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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