hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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