After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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