Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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