I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms