Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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