she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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