i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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