I'll bet she douches with gravy.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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