So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I understand Curling. That high.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
This baby is an asshole
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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