I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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