READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
nutella sex= disaster
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
