I wanna passion pit in your ass
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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