Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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