All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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