You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I am mentally ready for anal.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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