There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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