elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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