I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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