weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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