It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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