I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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