so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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