I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Randomize
