I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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