Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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