Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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