I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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