ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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