i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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