I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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