I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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