do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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