No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
