Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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