I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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