fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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