WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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