Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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Oh Jesus.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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