My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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