Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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