He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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