Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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